My name is Joshua Bowman
Some call me arrow-launcher
Spawn of my supporters Angela and Reuben
Italian as the Spaghetti dinners
No one can best my gaming skills
My visual victories are violently won
My button mashing skills beat the best
The black box of entertainment belongs to me
Brute strength is all I have
Lifting mountains as simple weights
Punching canyons into the ground
I wrestled the dinosaurs to their grave
I am the brains of the family
Smartest kid in the region award
Intelligence higher than average
Memory compares to an elephants
Your future senator at you service
I will put politics in their slot
No more corrupt officials
I will rule boot-state
